Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Star Wars V The Empire Strikes Back

All right Star Wars fans! Two more months until the release of Star Wars VII! Last month, I reviewed George Lucas' opening act to an amazing sci fi trilogy and this month I continue it! Today, I'm reviewing Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back. Now, this movie was written by George Lucas only. Irvin Kershner directed in what is probably the best Star Wars film to date. Let's fly to Dagobah and start the review!





The Plot:
After the destruction of the Death Star, the Empire made a huge attack on the rebels, forcing them to hide. The rebels put their newest base on the ice planet Hoth. However, Darth Vader sends thousands of probes in the attempt of locating the rebel base. While on Hoth, Luke is getting to know the wildlife better and almost ends up being dinner. He escapes, but with his wounds and the freezing temperatures, it looks like he won't make it. Thankfully, Han Solo rescues Luke, but Luke is out of it and sees a vision telling him to train with Yoda. Han and Luke make it safely back to the base, but an Imperial probe finds the base and sends a signal to the Empire. As the rebels make their escape from the Empire, Luke travels to Yoda's planet to broaden his Force training. Meanwhile; Han, Leia, Chewbacca and 3PO have some adventures themselves and wind up at Cloud City. Han's friend, Lando offers them a save haven while the Millennium Falcon is being repaired. Their peaceful vacation is cut short when Darth Vader and his troops show up, showing Lando is keeping secrets and is willing to ruin friendships. Darth Vader's plan is to set up a trap for Luke and take Luke to Emperor Palpatine himself. Han is frozen in carbonite to test the trap, and Boba Fett takes his prize to Jabba the Hutt. While training with Yoda, Luke receives a vision of his friends dying and makes preparations to go to Cloud City. Yoda warns Luke that his training is not finished and fighting Vader will make Luke to join the Dark Side. Luke does not heed his warning and goes to Cloud City. Once there, Luke battles Darth Vader, but loses. *spoliers* Darth Vader is Luke's father too. Before Darth Vader can get Luke to join him, Luke escapes and is picked up by Leia, Lando and Chewie in the Falcon. They escape and join up with some rebels and make a plan to rescue Han Solo from Jabba the Hutt. Whew, it's hard to summarize the plot without doing the whole film.
The Good:
Like I said, this is the best movie in the trilogy. It's got action, romance, funny moments, all paced together well. Everyone does their roles well and you can feel the tension when the rebels are facing off against the Empire during the battle of Hoth. You feel happy when Leia and Han confess their love for each other (though, its a bit creepy that there was the brother/sister kiss). And the best plot twist in movie history. Yeah, Vader is Luke's father. It was probably the best kept secret too. The crew didn't know the twist during filming until David Prowse (Vader) said the lines. Oh my god, the line Vader says sends chills down my spine when I hear it. V: "Obi Wan never tell you what happened to your father." L: "He told me enough, he told me you killed him." V: "No, I am your father." Awesome. I can't think of anything else good to say, this movie is so good.

The Bad:
Not a whole lot, actually. There are a few scenes that are pointless to the plot though. Or, they could have been thought out more. For example, when Darth Vader has bounty hunters and is offering a reward to capture Han Solo. We see all these alien bounty hunters for a few seconds, then all the focus is on Boba Fett. I would have liked to see maybe a few other bounty hunters attempt to get the Falcon, but I digress. There were a few "improved" scenes in the special edition, like a very badly dubbed scene of Luke talking about Yoda. He says something else, but another line was dubbed over it and his lips don't match. Other than that, great stuff.

Overall:
I love this movie. As an adult it's become my favorite Star Wars film. Easily the best story told in all of the Star Wars films. The film itself is evenly paced and you never go "Man, I want to see Luke again fighting baddies".

Rating:
5 tauntauns out of 5.

Bonus Round!
Aww yeah. Here we go. The scene: The Millennium Falcon flies into an asteroid field to escape some Imperial Ships. During their flight we see...was that a tennis shoe?
  Well, I expected a potato, but...wait...the Millennium Falcon is an asteroid too?!
 Watch the whole video if you like, but skip to around the 4:00 mark and you'll seen the Falcon fly by trying to destroy the Falcon. Wait, isn't that a time paradox or something?








Thursday, October 22, 2015

Back to the Future Part 2

Hello, fellow time travelers! As you know, the world celebrated Back to the Future Day. I went and traveled a day ahead just to make sure hover board technology came out a little late. Sorry, but still no hover boards. While spending a day in the future, I decided to celebrate the past by watching Back to the Future 2. Yeah, time traveling is confusing. Anyways, put on your self tying shoes and get pumped for Jaws 19!

I heard the USA Today was still accurate though.
  The Plot:
After Marty McFly went back to the future and got a glimpse of his new 80s life, Doc Brown shows up to whisk him away to the far away year of 2015. Marty and Doc are trying to stop Marty's kid from going to jail which sets up a chain reaction thus ruining Marty's future life. During the trip, Marty decides to buy a sports almanac to earn a little side cash, but Doc does not encourage it and tosses it in the trash. Old Biff witnesses this and takes the almanac for himself, traveling back in time. Marty and Doc head back to 1985 but it's not the reality they're used to. Biff, rich from his "winnings" owns Hill Valley and has turned into the town into a wasteland. He's also married Loraine and adopted her kids. Marty finds out what happened to the sports almanac and how Biff got it. Marty and Doc go back to 1955, where Old Biff gave young Biff the almanac. Marty and Doc pursue young Biff trying to get the almanac, so they can destroy it and set 1985 back to normal. During their mission, they manage to destroy the almanac but Doc's time machine is struck by lightning and is sent back to 1885. Marty must attempt to go and save the Doc, but will he succeed? Find out in Back to the Future 3!

The Good:
Micheal J. Fox does Marty McFly well, as does Chris Lloyd for Doc Brown. The ideas of what 2015 might be were pretty cool as well, and some of those visions became true. The hover board steals the show though, as like the lightsaber, you want one and want one badly. There are some funny moments, but some off the jokes come off as flat.

The Bad:
The plot. God, this plot sucks. I realize that there was no sequel intended originally, but they could have added some more originality to this plot. 99% percent of the story is "Hey! Remember the skateboard scene? Here's the same thing except in the future!" "Hey, remember when Biff got punched? Here's Marty punching Biff because we can!" Biff, Griff and Old Biff (Thomas F. Wilson) over act through entire film. Oh, and how does Biff manage to travel back in time? He doesn't know how to work the DeLorean. And...how come Doc nor Marty notice the dashboard telling them that the car went back to 1955?! These are major plot holes and they're never explained.  Anyways, Biff doesn't come off as menacing as (past, present, or future version) he normally does and ends up comical at best and doesn't pose any threat like he did in the first film. As for the goons, they fall for the "Hey! What's that?!" too many times in a row to the point where it's just sad. Marty needs some more weapons in his goon fighting arsenal.  Did I mention the plot sucks? Oh, and some of the line delivery from certain characters seem flat, or forced.  Also, how come Loraine marries Biff? It's pretty apparent in both movies, she doesn't like him at all. Just because he has money, doesn't mean he's a better person. She could have just said no, not like Biff can do anything about it. Loraine is dumb.

Overall:
Back to the Future Part 2 isn't as good as the first movie. Yeah, the hover board is cool and all, but sadly there's not any decent moments to save the movie from being great. It's still a decent flick to watch, but you're constantly reminded how good the first movie was and this movie needed to be it's own story. Not a retelling of the first. If you haven't seen this movie, at least see it once and come to your own conclusions.

Rating:
3 hover boards out of 5.